I hear that heaven is bigger than Hell
And that there is no waiting in line
at the gate to heaven
I hear hell is like the DMV
You take a number and you sit there in line
waiting until your number
comes up
I hear that there is a voice that shouts out each number
In alphabetical order and some have been waiting
For 20 years or more
So that by the time your number comes up
You're more than happy
To go to Hell


Maiko Maya